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Best Souvenir Ever: Custom Card Protectors

So I did make it to Vegas earlier this year. And this is what my wife got me…

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It’s a custom Card Protector, that we got from a booth in the Miracle Mile. The back is even better…

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Love it. Briefly, what is a Card Protector used for, and what is the etiquette for using one?

Put simply, a Card Protector is some token or flat sided object that you lay on top of your two hold cards in a Texas Holdem game. It’s put there so that the dealer does not accidentally muck (discard) your cards. It doesn’t happen often, but if your signals to check or bet aren’t clear, or there is distraction on the table, there is a possibility that the dealer might make this heinous mistake.

It’s also used as a clear signal to the rest of the table that you need a minute to think, that you know it’s your turn but you need a moment.

Both purposes can EASILY be accomplished by using a chip in the same way, laying it on top of your cards, or even laying a single finger on your cards (my favourite alternative). But a Card Protector is a flashier way to do it. Often it’s used for luck or to display an interest… in this case, an unreasonable love of Mel Brooks’ SPACEBALLS.

Generally, I don’t use a card protector if no-one else at the table is using one. But if anyone is, or it’s an extremely friendly game, I’ll lay it on the table.

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2015 in Gambling How To

 

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Down but not out

This is a post to confirm I am still around and interested in the topic of gambling. It is an “I write therefore I am” blog post.

Over the holidays, I stopped by the OLG Casino Brantford and was bummed by the experience. It was the last Sunday before January 2nd, and I don’t think it’s fair to give a review because I was biased by that, and a few other factors. The parking lot was crowded. I couldn’t get a seat in the poker room. I wasn’t in a good mood.

But I’m revitalizing my interest in this blog. If anyone at all is still following me, you may note I have changed my persona from “Fun Gambler” to “Dork Helmet”. It’s part of a re-alignment of my interests around my online persona, used most often in online games.

What shall I write about this year? Let’s hope for:

1) A posting of my classic Mom Method to slot play
2) A commentary on my rejoining of Poker Stars, primarily on iPad
3) A trip to Vegas

Cheers to 2015!

 
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Posted by on January 5, 2015 in Site Announcement

 

Casino Niagara buffet

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Dudes. Ladies. Hands down the buffet at the older Casino Niagara beats the bigger buffet at the Fallsview Casino.

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Here’s a plate from their Comfort Food station, with garnishes from the Wok station. Unlike a lot of buffet salmon, the piece I had was moist and tasty.

I had the Fallsview buffet last night, which I find to be inconsistent.

Another tip: if you are a PAC member, you know you get a free buffet or discount to use every month. Well, at the end of the month, try to take advantage of an overnight trip where you can use the current month’s coupon one day, and the next month’s coupon the next day. Free buffets are fun!

 
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Posted by on June 1, 2013 in Casino Review

 

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Beginner’s Roulette Approach

I’m sitting here at the Casino Niagara, at an electronic combination Roulette, Crap, and Sic Bo table. It’s electronic in that the betting is by touch screen but there is a physical roulette wheel and dice set. I like that as I distrust a totally virtual machine to keep odds close to even.

The low minimum bets (1$) let me experiment with my own basic progressive approach for getting into a roulette game. I haven’t read any roulette strategy so this is from scratch.

The basic idea is to keep doubling red and black outside bets until you win, and when you do, switch colours and go back to the minimum. Since outside bets typically require a high minimum at a real table, you can start covering one of the 2-1 rows with small denominations (10% to 50% of your red or black stake) to spice things up. Counterbalance using the 2-1 bets with rows that have the most colours of the OPPOSITE colour you are betting.

Worked well electronically, went from 20 bucks to 28. Let’s see if this works at the tables.

P.S. Well, it didn’t work at the tables. At least not with a measly 100 on a 15 minimum table, at the Fallsview. By the way, that means 15 min on the outside (red or black bets) and 15 min on the inside (numbers). I’m not sure yet if the 2-1 row bets are included. Anyway, I just doubled up on the outside as prescribed but didn’t have the stomach to go above 100 today. I think I’ll stick to the electronic roulette for now =) By the way, the min for that is 2$ at Fallsview and 1$ at Casino Niagara.

 
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Posted by on June 1, 2013 in Gambling How To

 

Rant Against All The Casino-Haters

So I’m pretty fed up with all the vitriol and hate that comes from the majority of Toronto casino opponents, in the debate about whether to let a casino operate within Toronto city limits. To sum up the current state of affairs, for the past year or so, there’s been a lot of discussion about the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation allowing a casino within Toronto. Currently the only slots within Toronto city limits are at the Woodbine Racetrack (really at the north-west outskirts of the city, near Pearson Airport). There are no table games at Woodbine, and while its fun to visit and also bet on the ponies, it ain’t no casino. It’s also really out of the way for most Torontonians.

Current Mayor-Buffoon Rob Ford has been mounting a campaign to attract this casino, and possible “hosting” money from the OLG (and province). The hosting money might be falling through (as of the latest press cycle), but the interest from international gambling and resort companies like Harrah’s and Ceasar’s is still real. They’ve been proposing some pretty interesting ideas, and those, like me, who enjoy going to a casino from time to time, have been fairly interested in having a world-class gambling and entertainment venue available in our modern, world-class city.

However, this idea has REALLY brought the hate on from a vocal cross-section of the city, that includes quite a number of high profile left-leaning intellectuals, as well as a large contingent of NIMBY (Not In My BackYard) social conservatives. While this is to be expected, the level of discourse about the topic has become really, really base and stupid. I’m talking about forums such as the Toronto Star comments sections, community newspaper opinion pages, and local blogs like blogTO.com.

What I see is a lot of hate and misunderstanding from self-righteous blowhards who have clearly never, ever, set foot inside a state-sanctioned Canadian casino. What these commenters rail about are ideas that are informed by late-90’s Hollywood-movie caricatures of casinos, as mafia-run dens of vice. They’re talking about hookers, druggies, murderers, thugs and grifters. It’s like they are imagining the horrific, alternate-timeline casino that Biff controlled in the Back to the Future movies.

And that’s just not the truth. The truth is… OLG Casinos are really, actually, quite nice.

What you’ll find inside the big OLG Casinos in Ontario (such as Niagara Fallsview, or Casino Rama) are a bunch of seniors and retirees, and large numbers of well-heeled Asians looking to blow off some steam. Sure, some of these people seem lost and desperate and some may be problem gamblers, but the vast majority of them are just out for a convenient, easy place to have a some unstructured entertainment and social interaction. Attached to these casinos are really nice entertainment venues where B-list performers (and A-list acts from yester-year) provide low-cost, quality entertainment (The B-52s double-billed with The Bangles? Gypsy Kings? Russell Peters, anyone?). And if you sign up for the loyalty card, and gamble a nominal amount, often these are are absolutely FREE. They’ll often toss in a free buffet once a month. If you have the willpower to control your gambling, that’s a free day of entertainment, son!

On Fridays and Saturday nights, you’ll see a few groups of younger dudes on the prowl, and “Girls Night Out” ladies, before they pile into limos and taxis to the clubs, but most other times, it’s the demographic I describe above. Like the friendly middle-aged dudes and ladies who congregate around the poker tables at the Thousand Islands Charity Casino, near Kingston. The dealer knows all of them, and they all know each other, and they never let hands get “out of hand” unless a flush-looking out-of-town fish like me sits down with a couple hundred bucks. And even when they slyly take your money away from you over the course of an evening, they give you a good time doing it, regaling you with stories and “tips” galore.

Are we taking advantage of seniors with safe, state-sanctioned, smoke-free gambling establishments? Well yes, but they are happy to be taxed in this way. It can be fun, and social, to be in a nice, new, updated casino, with fancy washrooms and well-run restaurants. Why shouldn’t old people have fun? Why shouldn’t they have a place to go that doesn’t make them feel old, or uncool?

For that matter, why can’t I go? Sometimes I don’t feel like going to the swankiest new restaurant in-town, to drop 200 bucks on locally-sourced dinner and wine. Sometimes I can’t be bothered to go to some loud, obnoxious club on Richmond Street, or force myself into some dimly lit College Street venue to listen to the latest hipster band. Sometimes I’d rather drive to a casino, with ample parking, a variety of dining and shopping options, and have the ability to dip into some slots or some poker for an hour, or two, or three, and come home a little lighter in the wallet but happier in the head.

Haven’t tried it? Why not, scaredy-cat? Maybe you’ll still find it’s not your cup of tea, but you might also realize it shouldn’t be up to you to deny this right to other people who do enjoy this kind of thing – responsible, consenting adults, out for the a good time that they know from experience is really rather innocuous and pleasant for them.

Disagree? Think you know all the answers, and that you’re an expert on how people other than yourself will react in the vicinity of a casino? Then argue with me using cold, hard, facts and studies. Don’t just make up bullshit based on hearsay and inexperienced self-righteousness. Put your unsubstantiated judgement aside. Prove to me that having a casino (or 3) in Toronto will destroy the city and surrounding neighborhoods as you know them. Maybe then you’ll have a point, but I for one, believe the Toronto is strong enough and resilient enough to responsibly enjoy casinos as an entertainment option.

If you have something intelligent to say, say it. But keep your dumb-ass comments to yourselves, haters. Don’t ruin it for the rest of us.

 
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Posted by on April 4, 2013 in Gambling Opinion

 

Near the airport, need to kill some time? Try Woodbine.

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I guess my title is self-explanatory. The only thing to add is that one of the pictures is of the Noodle Bar, just outside Willows restaurant at the Woodbine Racetrack Slots. I think it’s a great noodle bar. It might be a little pricey (something around $15 for a large bowl of noodles), but hey, you’re at the slots, and it’s a pretty good pile of noodles, tasty meats, and healthy vegetables. There are a variety of noodles to try, including Cantonese style, Vietnamese, and Pad Thai.

My point is, rather than get yourself stuck in traffic around the airport, why not go a bit early or stay a bit later in the area and drive when it makes more sense? Just a thought.

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2012 in Gambling Opinion

 

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Toronto Metro Convention Centre to make way for Waterfront Casino Complex?

This seems like an interesting proposal:

http://business.financialpost.com/2012/10/12/omers-oxford-properties-plans-3-1-billion-hotel-casino-development-in-downtown-toronto/

 
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Posted by on October 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Skeuomorphism in my blog theme?

Hell yes. My current blog theme from WordPress is totally skeuomorphic, almost embarrassingly so. This is a design term I recently learned about from this article about Apple’s devotion to (and internal debate about) the practice of using real world textures and design cues in digital products, where they serve little to no function.

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1670760/will-apples-tacky-software-design-philosophy-cause-a-revolt

So my current theme, with it’s fabric and leather overtones, and especially the faux stitching (complete with loose threads in the upper right hand corners) certainly qualifies as skeuomorphic.

But I don’t care! I still like it. What I wanted to convey with the theme was a sort of Gambler’s Notebook, with my thoughts jotted down in a journal-like format for all to share. So I think it still works! For now…

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Save the Slots at Flamboro Downs

My parents were in town from Vancouver, and on the way back from dinner at my in-laws, we stopped for an hour at Flamboro Downs. It’s a nice little racetrack and slots facility out in the middle of the country. I had been there once before, and as my Dad is a horse racing enthusiast, it was also nice to visit the harness racing track he had seen on TV. We had a nice time.

Too bad OLG is planning on removing the slots license to the location, as part of a province-wide restructuring plan. Ontario has a rich tradition of horse racing (there are more horses in Ontario than in Kentucky), and the slots revenue has been a key part of that recent history. Here’s an interesting article in the Hamilton Spectator that outlines some of these issues:

http://www.thespec.com/news/local/article/696942–olg-to-end-slot-deal-with-flamboro-downs

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

New Casino in Toronto?

I was going to write an entry on this topic, and still might, but in the meantime, I just read an article in Toronto Life that echos my thoughts almost exactly.

http://www.torontolife.com/daily/informer/from-print-edition-informer/2012/07/13/stephen-marche-ontario-place/

  • “Viva Las Ontario Place” – by Stephen Marche – The question isn’t whether we should have a downtown casino. It’s how we can make it fabulous. An argument for embracing vice

The argument is that instead of figuring out where to tuck away the new casino mandated for Toronto by the OLG, we should be thinking of how to make it really, really great. Hear, hear. It’s a measured, persuasive piece that also covers all the opposing points.

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2012 in Gambling Opinion

 

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